What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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No antijoke here.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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