- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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