what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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