What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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TELL

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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GOODBYE

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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