A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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