- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Dumbledore dies.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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