why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Pickle

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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Cliterus

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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