- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Knock knock. Get out!!

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

irish man drinking john smiths

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

A seal walks into a club.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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