- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Hail Hitler

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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