I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

FUCK THE JEWS

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

YOLO You only like Oreos

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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