How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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9/11 my birthday

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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A storm be brewin!

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Women's Rights Movement

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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