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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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