Cliterus

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Dumbledore dies.

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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