A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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