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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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