Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

outside your comfort zone

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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