Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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