What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

It says so on your cap.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

hashtags suck balls

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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