your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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