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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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A guy walks into a bar

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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