Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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I am very humble.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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