how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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sucks Syntax...

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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