What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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