- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

su algato es en fuego

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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