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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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