- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

the economy.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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