- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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