You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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