- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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