Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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