What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Anti Joke

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