what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

your mom

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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