- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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