- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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