- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Weaner

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

You idiot.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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