What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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God has put a gate keeper at a gate in heaven to listen to how everyone has died. The first guy comes and says, "I thought my wife was cheating on me so when i came home I see this man hanging off my balcony, I thought he was the man cheating with my wife, so I then push him off, but he was still alive, so I threw a refrigerator onto him, that killed him, but I felt so guilty I soon commited suicide" The gates man said, "Wow thats terrible come in." Then the next guy come and he says how he died, "Well you see I was just oiling myself up for my workout, but I slipped, and fell off my 5th story balcony, and landed in some guys 3rd floor balcony I was hanging off the ledge, and a guy came I thought he was going to help me, but instead he pushed me of and threw a refrigerator on me." The guard let him in, and a third guy came. The Guard said,"Man its going to be hard to beat those guys their just sad. Ok how did you die?" The third man said, "Picture this I'm trapped in a refrigerator...

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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