- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Vote this down and get DOXED

whats green and slimy? green slim

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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