Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Knock knock Come in

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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