whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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Yo mama so fat.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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