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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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