A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Microwave

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Sex

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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