Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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