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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

No soap radio

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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