- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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