- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

A man walks into a vagina

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."