- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Roses are red, yup.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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