- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Dumbledore dies.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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