- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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