- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

A man walks into a bar

Women's Rights..

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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