So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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