What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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How old are you? 7

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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