- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

How did the black person die? Of old age

Hitler and Jews become friends.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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