What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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