What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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