- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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