- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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