- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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