- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

they told me not to write here but i did

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