- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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