- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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