Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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