- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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