What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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