- Anti Joke

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!