- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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