What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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you see theres this guy.

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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