What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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