- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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