knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Denard Robinson

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The Qur'an

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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Anti Joke

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