- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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