why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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