Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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