Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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Obama lin Baden.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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