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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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