- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

The Qur'an

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

Denard Robinson

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??