Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Well this is pointless.....

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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