Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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