- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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