- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Whose your daddy? Not me

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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