- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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